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      1. Kicking myself regularly in the shin is a good tactic when reading stats. I'm all like "Wow, these visitor stats seem to point towards this language and day..." *kicks shin* "Oh yeah, there are about a gazillion other factors and circumstances I haven't taken into account...".
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      Also, shin-kicking is a British martial art form. I know you think I made that up. I did not. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shin-kicking
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    "Traditionally they wear white coats, representing shepherds' smocks. They typically attempt to strike the opponent's shin with the inside of the foot as well as toes. Success requires the ability to endure pain, the loser crying out "sufficient" when they've had enough."